Top News in Mathematical Formulation (as calculated by a Liberal Arts Major)

BP = 0   Earth = 3

So just assuming that you think you can poke a big ole hole in the earth and assuming that you are thinking that the earth won't be slightly annoyed with that, lets take a look at the all kinds of crazy happening off the coast of Louisiana. I don't know if you have been to LA, but trust me, this is the place that should come to mind when thinking crazy thoughts.

Anyway, this doomsday problem is srtaight out of Hollywood yo. Rig Explosions, Top Kill,  Big Box, Time is running out, Evil corporations, End of Days.

Everyone thinks that Obama should be fixin this shiz. Don't stress people. As if. Obama is totally working on it. I know he is not a petroleum engineer, but he has Netflix and I am pretty sure he was doing some hard core research on solutions over the long holiday weekend.

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In other news,

Al + Tipper Gore

  

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He was unhappy with her carbon butt footprint.  Sorry that was lame.  In my opinion, vain and selfish plus vain and selfish = divorce.  At least Bill and Hillary have their twisted Pinky and the Brain "let's conquer the world" attitude to make their marriage work. United Front homes. Oh and the name "Tipper" sounds fun, so I am going to just go ahead and blame Al.

Based on my research:

 

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Well those are the top  headlines as explained by yours truly. Sometimes you just need it broken down in sentence fragments and pictures to understand the complex world news. You are welcome.



In local news, today is Matt's birthday.

He was in the paper last year and was captioned as "Blade Runner."  That is his new code name. You know, like when you have to give a name at a restaurant to wait for a table. It is fun to make someone else call him that.

Summit Daily News

Blade Runner + Lori
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(sorry Al and Tipper, we win)

Happy Birthday Blade Runner.


I love you and your carbon footprint : )



UPDATE:  I am a prophet apparently. The oil spill is going Hollywood for real people. James Cameron is our last hope.

Top News in Mathematical Formulation (as calculated by a Liberal Arts Major)

BP = 0   Earth = 3

So just assuming that you think you can poke a big ole hole in the earth and assuming that you are thinking that the earth won't be slightly annoyed with that, lets take a look at the all kinds of crazy happening off the coast of Louisiana. I don't know if you have been to LA, but trust me, this is the place that should come to mind when thinking crazy thoughts.

Anyway, this doomsday problem is srtaight out of Hollywood yo. Rig Explosions, Top Kill,  Big Box, Time is running out, Evil corporations, End of Days.

Everyone thinks that Obama should be fixin this shiz. Don't stress people. As if. Obama is totally working on it. I know he is not a petroleum engineer, but he has Netflix and I am pretty sure he was doing some hard core research on solutions over the long holiday weekend.

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X

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In other news,

Al + Tipper Gore

  

≠ 

  

He was unhappy with her carbon butt footprint.  Sorry that was lame.  In my opinion, vain and selfish plus vain and selfish = divorce.  At least Bill and Hillary have their twisted Pinky and the Brain "let's conquer the world" attitude to make their marriage work. United Front homes. Oh and the name "Tipper" sounds fun, so I am going to just go ahead and blame Al.

Based on my research:

 

                                                        Washington Post

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Well those are the top  headlines as explained by yours truly. Sometimes you just need it broken down in sentence fragments and pictures to understand the complex world news. You are welcome.



In local news, today is Matt's birthday.

He was in the paper last year and was captioned as "Blade Runner."  That is his new code name. You know, like when you have to give a name at a restaurant to wait for a table. It is fun to make someone else call him that.

Summit Daily News

Blade Runner + Lori
=

(sorry Al and Tipper, we win)

Happy Birthday Blade Runner.


I love you and your carbon footprint : )



UPDATE:  I am a prophet apparently. The oil spill is going Hollywood for real people. James Cameron is our last hope.

My Graham Cracker ain't What it Used to Be (or F-O Nabisco)

Last year we built a fire pit. We spent countless hours outside roasting food and drinking cocktails by the fire. Now that it is merely snowing every other day, we are once again busting out the gourmet s'mores fixins and boxed wine.

Chase brought home a box of Honey Grahams and guess what?

Some genius at Nabisco decided to shrink my graham. I know there are foreclosures left and right and the unemployment rate is at 50% and Bernie Madoff's wife pissed away a third of our nation's GNP on handbags, but this shrinkage is a sure sign that the world is in real financial crisis. Wait until I tell the tea partiers about this nonsense at our next meeting.  I am sure Obama is to blame. 


Wait, was it my imagination?

I googled it and the internets don't lie people. Those sneaky bastards did indeed shrink my graham.

This observant consumer knows what I am talking about.


Did they think I would not notice?  My scientific s'more formula is now in the toilet. All that work perfecting my Cadbury to marshmallow to cracker ratio was all a big waste o' time. F me.

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Thanks a bunch Nabisco!

And don't get me started on their "whole grain" formula.  Despite being labeled a cracker, Mr. Graham and Mr. Animal, you are both cookies. Stop trying to be healthy.

Oh, and as you may have guessed I did not have anything to blog about really, I just could not stand seeing Paris Hilton's skanky behind in my face when I pulled up my site.

Have a great weekend!

My Graham Cracker ain't What it Used to Be (or F-O Nabisco)

Last year we built a fire pit. We spent countless hours outside roasting food and drinking cocktails by the fire. Now that it is merely snowing every other day, we are once again busting out the gourmet s'mores fixins and boxed wine.

Chase brought home a box of Honey Grahams and guess what?

Some genius at Nabisco decided to shrink my graham. I know there are foreclosures left and right and the unemployment rate is at 50% and Bernie Madoff's wife pissed away a third of our nation's GNP on handbags, but this shrinkage is a sure sign that the world is in real financial crisis. Wait until I tell the tea partiers about this nonsense at our next meeting.  I am sure Obama is to blame. 


Wait, was it my imagination?

I googled it and the internets don't lie people. Those sneaky bastards did indeed shrink my graham.

This observant consumer knows what I am talking about.


Did they think I would not notice?  My scientific s'more formula is now in the toilet. All that work perfecting my Cadbury to marshmallow to cracker ratio was all a big waste o' time. F me.

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+

=

Thanks a bunch Nabisco!

And don't get me started on their "whole grain" formula.  Despite being labeled a cracker, Mr. Graham and Mr. Animal, you are both cookies. Stop trying to be healthy.

Oh, and as you may have guessed I did not have anything to blog about really, I just could not stand seeing Paris Hilton's skanky behind in my face when I pulled up my site.

Have a great weekend!