BP = 0 Earth = 3
So just assuming that you think you can poke a big ole hole in the earth and assuming that you are thinking that the earth won't be slightly annoyed with that, lets take a look at the all kinds of crazy happening off the coast of Louisiana. I don't know if you have been to LA, but trust me, this is the place that should come to mind when thinking crazy thoughts.
Anyway, this doomsday problem is srtaight out of Hollywood yo. Rig Explosions, Top Kill, Big Box, Time is running out, Evil corporations, End of Days.
Everyone thinks that Obama should be fixin this shiz. Don't stress people. As if. Obama is totally working on it. I know he is not a petroleum engineer, but he has Netflix and I am pretty sure he was doing some hard core research on solutions over the long holiday weekend.
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In other news,
Al + Tipper Gore
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He was unhappy with her carbon
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Well those are the top headlines as explained by yours truly. Sometimes you just need it broken down in sentence fragments and pictures to understand the complex world news. You are welcome.
In local news, today is Matt's birthday.
He was in the paper last year and was captioned as "Blade Runner." That is his new code name. You know, like when you have to give a name at a restaurant to wait for a table. It is fun to make someone else call him that.
Summit Daily News
Blade Runner + Lori
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(sorry Al and Tipper, we win)
Happy Birthday Blade Runner.
I love you and your carbon footprint : )
UPDATE: I am a prophet apparently. The oil spill is going Hollywood for real people. James Cameron is our last hope.
