Land of the Free (falling) and the Home of the Rave

Hey blogland! I hope everyone had a great holiday.  I can't wait to share my 4th of July roundup later (because I know the world wants to know how much beer I drank. Hint: a lot).

Anywhoo, I have been offline for the past several days while we had guests in town and while we were getting our summer on. This morning I had a lot of catching up to do.  I got the internets fired up and lo and behold -- this is the first thing I see.

(in case it isn't clear, the red banner reads: Watch Live: Lindsay Lohan appears in court for a probation hearing)

I don't know if BP got that little situation in the Gulf of Mexico taken care of or what the heck is going on with the troops in Afghanistan, but I know exactly what Lindsay Lohan is doing at this very moment. God bless America! Some things never change.

In other bad news, the symbol now known as Prince is predicting the end of the world wide web. 



"The internet's completely over. . .The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good."

Sorry bloggers. You no good. So says Prince. I am donning my raspberry beret and having a moment of silence to say good-bye to my BFF, the WWW.

Read more: here.

UPDATE:  I don't know how Prince could find fault with the awesome machine that allows me to watch streaming court hearings involving Lilo making lame excuses for her drunk ass. Oh, and my free legal advice to Lindsay:  It is not a good idea to give the judge (who determines if you go to the pokey) your best Mean Girls bitch face for 4 hours. Just a thought.

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