I. Have. No. Words.
AP- Two pigs were tied up and beaten at a foundation-owned farm in southwest Colorado Springs, and farm operators say one may have to be euthanized. Venetucci Farm manager Patrick Hamilton says the pigs were attacked twice, on March 31 and again Monday. Hamilton says it appears the pigs were hit with a fence post, rather than attacked by dogs or coyotes.He is asking anyone with information to contact the El Paso County Sheriff's Department. The 190-acre farm is owned by the Pikes Peak Community Foundation. It grows and sells organic produce and offers education and volunteer programs. It gives away pumpkins to children every fall.
Hold on, I do have words. Two words in fact: "LINDA BLAIR."
Can someone please check to see if Linda Blair is in Colorado?
"Linda Blair?" You ask.
Yes, Linda Blair. Of Exorcist and RollerBoogie fame. That very one.
woman possessed or beautiful rollerdancer ?
Are you telling me that you don't remember this stunning headline from earlier this year.
"Linda Blair Connected to Shocking Pig Attack"
It was featured prominently by gossip bloggers in the news. What' s that??? Are yous seriously telling me that you do not read Perez Hilton, TMZ, Popeater, D-listed and The Superficial on a hourly daily basis?
Puh-lease.
Well, if happen to live under a rock, you can read about it here. Clueless people click here. The truly, truly clueless people who have no idea who Linda Blair is can click here.
While the pig attack is tragic and I am certain that the farm and the pigs themselves were blameless, what is the relevance of the free pumpkins? Or is that a clue. Maybe Ms. Blair is not to blame. Where are all those pesky kids and their free pumpkins?? I shoulda been a detective.
