This video it´s a tribute I´m paying to myself, 30 years old, 20 years of fucking up with the devil.
Showing posts with label Rogério Lo-Fi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rogério Lo-Fi. Show all posts
Death
I had a dream, that a thousand people had die. It was not like the other
dreams, in the past were ten thousand deaths. What a shock for me, seeing
those people suffering to death without any sore of help, but still, I
stood with my blood running cold in my veins, no will to save,to care,
worst, the load I was carrying in my back no longer exist, I was free.
At the end I traded a thousand lifes for my mind to feel better, and for
which second the clock had ticked, it got delightful. Nobody watched, no
clues at the scene, it has been perfect.
I believe it was the right thing to happen.
Happy New Year Assholes
People ask me about how I got so stupid, and worse, why I hang out with a bunch of morons.
The answer is simple, we, idiots, really do this kind of stuff.
This is an example:
So on, we have talent, for sure, but we just waste the opportunity of using it, trading for drugs, booze or better, cheese. In another chance I explain to you what cheese is all about.
Well, the important here is to show you a little bit of the life of a drunked heart man - the asshole kind of man - and if you watch, read or listen to something nice here in this blog, just figure that I am not like this, I´m already fucked up, be aware you could become alike.
Now, chill out with this:
The answer is simple, we, idiots, really do this kind of stuff.
This is an example:
So on, we have talent, for sure, but we just waste the opportunity of using it, trading for drugs, booze or better, cheese. In another chance I explain to you what cheese is all about.
Well, the important here is to show you a little bit of the life of a drunked heart man - the asshole kind of man - and if you watch, read or listen to something nice here in this blog, just figure that I am not like this, I´m already fucked up, be aware you could become alike.
Now, chill out with this:
Fuck 2010
I´m here for about 7 months, I´m tired, horny and flat broken, and I have to say I´m going back to write here in a few days, 2011 seems a better year to star some good business, I hope you´ll be fine without these nasty words of mine.
Get stoked
Rogerio Lo-Fi
Get stoked
Rogerio Lo-Fi
Mid-Life Crisis
This year most of my friends just had their 30 years old birthday, and here are some words to express how I feel about it.
Mid-life crisis
If you love your girl, go fuck her, until someone does
Don´t spend the Monday´s night not drinking just because there´s job to do
Your life sucks anyway and it´s just because of you
Don´t blame on the prostitution, on the beer, on the rum
Your 30, you should be dead by now
Shame about yourself
Mid-life crisis
If you love your girl, go fuck her, until someone does
Don´t spend the Monday´s night not drinking just because there´s job to do
Your life sucks anyway and it´s just because of you
Don´t blame on the prostitution, on the beer, on the rum
Your 30, you should be dead by now
Shame about yourself
Half a Minute of Wisdom - Part 6
Another hero to speak to you.
A great selection of 30 seconds of wisdom, you should see this. There´s thoughts with naked chicks, awesome.
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A great selection of 30 seconds of wisdom, you should see this. There´s thoughts with naked chicks, awesome.
http://catfucker.wordpress.com/
Brought to you by Decia
Right People, Right Performance, Wrong Place
It´s been a pleasure, a great energy to show everyone we are alive and we think about life in a different way, we party like no one, I´m sure everybody must say they are the best people to party, but no, there´s some kind of people who outstands and they are unbeatable.
The way to achieve that, I´ll tell you, be with friends, be true to yourselves and think about what´s important for you and your life.
Now, if you´re not ready, I´m afraid to say, you should go home.
Unleash hell boys.
The way to achieve that, I´ll tell you, be with friends, be true to yourselves and think about what´s important for you and your life.
Now, if you´re not ready, I´m afraid to say, you should go home.
Unleash hell boys.
We´re Here For The Beer Tour 2010 - Featuring Lo-Fi
Yes indeed folks, Lo-Fi had another shitty concert at BC, of course banned at the end of the day by some assholes, but no suprise.
All the sweat of spread and the message was read.
Thanks for anyone who enjoy that thing called hardcore punk.
All by Vitor Pickersgill
All the sweat of spread and the message was read.
Thanks for anyone who enjoy that thing called hardcore punk.
All by Vitor Pickersgill
Half a minute of wisdom - Part 6
Girls, I´m free tonight to pee white stuff
I asked Sandra Bullock out, but tomorrow she´ll have to wake up early to be on the set
She´s making a lovely movie about love, friendship and things like that
So on, girls, I´m free tonight to pee white stuff
I asked Sandra Bullock out, but tomorrow she´ll have to wake up early to be on the set
She´s making a lovely movie about love, friendship and things like that
So on, girls, I´m free tonight to pee white stuff
Why Everybody Hates Surfers?
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
Everybody hates surfers. It's true. A recent study found that 99% of people hate surfers. [1] Groups noted for their particular hatred of surfers include chavs, metalheads, punks, old bastards, the Coast Guard, politicians, the Irish, alcoholics, the Royal Navy, petty criminals, single parents, Oxford alumni, badgers, skaters, fish (particularly sharks), the homeless, Democrat voters, Republican voters, taxi drivers, and you. Also, most surfers hate themselves, and each other.
Spotting a surfer
Surfers are generally quite easy spot. They could be carrying a surfboard, talking about catching awesome breakers, or, in rare circumstances, actually surfing. However, sometimes it is possible for surfers to go unrecognised, although they are still subject to intense hatred. In fact, you may hate one or more surfers without even realising it. Here's a simple test for determining whether somebody is a surfer.
1-Do you hate them?
2-Does everybody else hate them?
3-Are they Californian?
4-Are they topless, or wearing a wetsuit, despite being nowhere near the beach?
5-Do they have long, golden hair?
6-Do they overuse the phrases "dude", "awesome", "radical" or "tubular"?
7-As a matter of fact, do they use any of the above phrases at all?
8-Do they think they're cool, but nobody else does?
9-Are they, like, totally eco and down with Mother Earth, but in a way that doesn't require them to change their lifestyle in any way?
10-Are they unaware that it is no longer the 1970s?
11-Do they go on about surfing the whole time?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, they are probably a surfer. However, the following test is simpler: do they surf? If so, they're probably not a surfer, as actual surfers spend almost none of their time actually surfing
Things to do with surfers, but that you don't have to hate
Surf rock
Groovy instrumentals that were popular in the pre-Beatles 60s, and later among hipsters; you don't have to hate surf rock, as most of the original bands hated their surfing audience, and played the music cynically for the money. Quentin Tarantino is a good example of a massive douchebag who likes surf rock but nonetheless doesn't actually surf. Actually, forget surfing entirely. Quentin Tarantino is just a good example of a massive douchebag.
The word "dude"...
...when it is used ironically.
The sea
It's actually quite cool, actually - which is all the more reason to hate surfers for ruining it.
Everybody hates surfers in popular culture
The original premise of the hit film Jaws was that it would contain nothing but shots of surfers being torn apart by sharks. Once Steven Spielberg became attached as director, however, he demanded a rewrite focusing on Jaws' relationship with his estranged father. However, the public's general hatred of surfers was still enough to carry the film to box-office success.
Point Break also achieved box office success; it is the story of one FBI agent who becomes deranged due to his hatred of surfers, and vows to hunt down and kill each and every one of them. This mission is given the green light by the FBI, as they too hate surfers. The film included a number of most enjoyable sequences in which surfers are killed horribly, and audiences also got to laugh at the surfers' pathetic attempts at philosophy.
Also, the popular television show Everybody Loves Raymond was originally to be titled Everybody Hates Surfers, but Ray Romano found the idea of playing a surfer so abhorrent that he, too, demanded a rewrite.
Footnotes
It should be noted that this study has a 1% margin of error.
Lovely! Best post.
Everybody hates surfers. It's true. A recent study found that 99% of people hate surfers. [1] Groups noted for their particular hatred of surfers include chavs, metalheads, punks, old bastards, the Coast Guard, politicians, the Irish, alcoholics, the Royal Navy, petty criminals, single parents, Oxford alumni, badgers, skaters, fish (particularly sharks), the homeless, Democrat voters, Republican voters, taxi drivers, and you. Also, most surfers hate themselves, and each other.
Spotting a surfer
Surfers are generally quite easy spot. They could be carrying a surfboard, talking about catching awesome breakers, or, in rare circumstances, actually surfing. However, sometimes it is possible for surfers to go unrecognised, although they are still subject to intense hatred. In fact, you may hate one or more surfers without even realising it. Here's a simple test for determining whether somebody is a surfer.
1-Do you hate them?
2-Does everybody else hate them?
3-Are they Californian?
4-Are they topless, or wearing a wetsuit, despite being nowhere near the beach?
5-Do they have long, golden hair?
6-Do they overuse the phrases "dude", "awesome", "radical" or "tubular"?
7-As a matter of fact, do they use any of the above phrases at all?
8-Do they think they're cool, but nobody else does?
9-Are they, like, totally eco and down with Mother Earth, but in a way that doesn't require them to change their lifestyle in any way?
10-Are they unaware that it is no longer the 1970s?
11-Do they go on about surfing the whole time?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, they are probably a surfer. However, the following test is simpler: do they surf? If so, they're probably not a surfer, as actual surfers spend almost none of their time actually surfing
Things to do with surfers, but that you don't have to hate
Surf rock
Groovy instrumentals that were popular in the pre-Beatles 60s, and later among hipsters; you don't have to hate surf rock, as most of the original bands hated their surfing audience, and played the music cynically for the money. Quentin Tarantino is a good example of a massive douchebag who likes surf rock but nonetheless doesn't actually surf. Actually, forget surfing entirely. Quentin Tarantino is just a good example of a massive douchebag.
The word "dude"...
...when it is used ironically.
The sea
It's actually quite cool, actually - which is all the more reason to hate surfers for ruining it.
Everybody hates surfers in popular culture
The original premise of the hit film Jaws was that it would contain nothing but shots of surfers being torn apart by sharks. Once Steven Spielberg became attached as director, however, he demanded a rewrite focusing on Jaws' relationship with his estranged father. However, the public's general hatred of surfers was still enough to carry the film to box-office success.
Point Break also achieved box office success; it is the story of one FBI agent who becomes deranged due to his hatred of surfers, and vows to hunt down and kill each and every one of them. This mission is given the green light by the FBI, as they too hate surfers. The film included a number of most enjoyable sequences in which surfers are killed horribly, and audiences also got to laugh at the surfers' pathetic attempts at philosophy.
Also, the popular television show Everybody Loves Raymond was originally to be titled Everybody Hates Surfers, but Ray Romano found the idea of playing a surfer so abhorrent that he, too, demanded a rewrite.
Footnotes
It should be noted that this study has a 1% margin of error.
Lovely! Best post.
I Hate Magazine
Turns out to be that Hate Magazine is a name already used by others publishers. No problem, now I´ve just add a letter to my blog´s name and it was the best thing to do.
I Hate Magazine is heading for a obscure future with dark goals to achieve the worst kind of publishing ever known on the internet. We have a lot of work here.
Still posting what you hate the most about misfits, read me please, undercover misfits.
In Portuguese:
Esta revista é um tipo de leitura de psicologia para fracassados? Não! Eu não diria isso, este conjunto de obras expõe tudo que um alienado miserável produz e se identifica, através de um ponto vista individual de quem cresceu a margem dos padrões estabelecidos pela sociedade. Agora se você achou alguma coisa estranha é porque eu continuo um fracasso.
By: NicolasDelavy - http://nicolasdelavy.tumblr.com/
I Hate Magazine is heading for a obscure future with dark goals to achieve the worst kind of publishing ever known on the internet. We have a lot of work here.
Still posting what you hate the most about misfits, read me please, undercover misfits.
In Portuguese:
Esta revista é um tipo de leitura de psicologia para fracassados? Não! Eu não diria isso, este conjunto de obras expõe tudo que um alienado miserável produz e se identifica, através de um ponto vista individual de quem cresceu a margem dos padrões estabelecidos pela sociedade. Agora se você achou alguma coisa estranha é porque eu continuo um fracasso.
By: NicolasDelavy - http://nicolasdelavy.tumblr.com/
Surf is Over, God is Dead.
Yes folks, Lo-Fi just came out with their new release, an EP called "Surf is Over, God is Dead" Lovely, I should say.
I realized something about this band, in a 2 and a half years of existence they played in a lot of places and cities, opened to several important bands in the scene and one felling they spread in the air, What a fuck?? They just sound like no band around, they are annoying, ´cause they play too loud, make silly jokes on stage that no one gets and don´t care about anyone, just ridiculous!
Really, great band, the guys are awesome, you should listen to.
Link to download
http://www.2shared.com/file/jnywadgW/Surf_is_over__God_is_dead__201.html
I realized something about this band, in a 2 and a half years of existence they played in a lot of places and cities, opened to several important bands in the scene and one felling they spread in the air, What a fuck?? They just sound like no band around, they are annoying, ´cause they play too loud, make silly jokes on stage that no one gets and don´t care about anyone, just ridiculous!
Really, great band, the guys are awesome, you should listen to.
Link to download
http://www.2shared.com/file/jnywadgW/Surf_is_over__God_is_dead__201.html
