So just assume you are in charge of procuring a WELCOME sculpture for Denver International Airport. You want something that says: "This is our home. We hope you love our beautiful city and state." This is probably what comes to mind right?
You can't really tell from the picture, but this guy is as scary as Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel. He looks ready to call the hounds of hell to escort him back home. I literally do a little jump every time I see him.
To make matters worse the sculptor who designed and crafted him was KILLED by the damn thing. Yes, he was stabbed by this monstrosity. Bluecifer hates itself so much it severed an artery of its creator, Luis Jiminez. Don't Believe Me? Click here.
Trust me there is a lot of protest regarding this sculpture and there is even a Facebook page devoted getting rid of him. By the way, did I tell you I deactivated Facebook to avoid "drama?" Then some people thought I had unfriended them and I felt bad so I got back on to send a message to most of my friends just to let them know that I had deactivated my FB due to drama and I hadn't unfriended anyone. Well what happened? Drama. I got all these e-mails saying "I am so sorrry" oh no poor me. So I unintentionally created drama trying to prevent drama. The funniest part of it all is that by quitting Facebook, people acted like I was diagnosed with a tumor or told I was being deployed to Iraq or something. It was a tragedy! HaHa.
Back to the lunacy in Denver. This week, the God of the Dead joins Bluecifer in terrifying DIA visitors.
This is Anubis, the Egyptian God of mummies and such. Supposedly he is just visiting the airport to let people know about the King Tut exhibit at the Denver Museum of Art. He has not killed anyone as far as I know, but he is holding some sort of impaling device. So watch out if you are coming to Colorado.
And FINALLY, for my mother-in-law, because your kid is never too old for a party (o.k. it was just the two of us).
We had some cake. South Beach un-friendly.
Someone looks thrilled to be getting power tools (hint hint). Matt's response: "This is not a pony!"
Have a great weekend!
