Let's talk about Me for a bit.
Random happenings:
1-- I have lost 7.5 pounds. Not too bad considering I REFUSE to give up wine. I am sorry. I just can't help it. (Life is too long to go through it completely sober). So that means I am halfway to halfway. It is a sad state of affairs when Octomom, who sprung 14 kids from her clown car vag, looks better in a bathing suit than me. I am motivated.
2-- I think I may have made a girl in my bookclub cry on Wednesday night. Did I mention that I am a jerk? In my defense we read The Help which is about racism and civil rights. I am still mad about all that crap in Arizona and things just got a little personal for all involved. Awkward. Especially since we carpooled to bookclub.
3--Okay, this is not really a "confession" it is more of a WTF? So I was looking on my mom's facebook. Remember the in-law who posted her bragging crap last week. This is what she posted this morning.
Good thing we flew First Class so American could put those "Priority" tags on our bags, this way only 3 of our 4 bags are still lost between Nice/London & D/FW! Forget the clothes, shoes, makeup, gifts, etc. in our Tumi bags...I will be most upset about my fave $5 Sam Moon rings they no longer sell so AA better find my bags!!!!
LOL at the "First Class" and "Tumi." What an asshole. I may have to start a regular blog post of her FB status if they are ridiculous enough.
Have a rockin weekend.
It is Oktoberfest time! Woo-hoo!!
( I wonder how many calories are in a bratwurst. Those can't be too bad, right?)
(PS: I don't know why my blog layout got all weird with this post.)
